Attention. The following is a warning for all mothers everywhere:
Mothers, if you are reaching out to put your child into their crib for a nap and are suddenly struck by the thought,
"My God, it stinks in here. Do I need to change the Diaper Champ bag? Do I need to wash the crib bedding?"
The moment that you realize that the smell is actually coming from your own person, please put the child safely in said crib. Run, don't walk. Run as fast as you can and get yourself a shower.
Poor Alex. Not five minutes before he had been sleeping so peacefully snuggled in my armpit. Ugh! Now, I'm off to get myself clean.